8am is too early

I saw a ninja last week. It was quite a shock.

 

He was taller than I expected, at least 6 feet, and was bounding down Woodlands Road towards Gibson Street.

I do not think he was, as has been suggested, leaving a Halloween party as he was neither a) covered in vomit and/or random food stains or b) reeking of urine/vomit/aforementioned consumables.

 

I suppose, upon reflection, it may have been an extremely decorous gathering.

 

I saw a ninja last week, but nobody believes me.