Today at 4.45pm a three-foot-square section of the ground floor resonated with the aroma of sock. I have no idea why. I shuffled ‘round the building, frantically sniffing in an attempt to locate the source but all I achieved was a temporary dizziness followed by a mild headache: it was not issuing from the toilet, waste-pipe or drain and there was no window through which it could have wafted.
At 5.15 the odour disappeared and has not yet returned.
I blame the ninja.
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