Your needs must be greater

To the individual in the blue jeans, grey hoodie, expensive Vans and nifty peaked, knitted hat last seen sprinting along Woodlands Road:

You obviously spent all of your cash on the spiffing outfit and a splendid night out, thereby necessitating the acquisition of living room furniture from a small, independent, on-a-shoestring business.

I applaud you parsimony.

Enjoy the chair.