I WOULD CHEERFULLY SLIT BABES THROAT IF IT MEANT THAT I COULD GET A BUTTY FOR BREAKFAST.

WTF is it with people? If you don’t do what they think you should do, they simply say you do in the hopes that you will bend to their will. So, to all those disgusted by the fact that a Meat Mountain Ciabatta nestles cheek-to-jowl with a Vegan Stevens Wrap:

BIBLOCAFE IS VEGAN AND VEGETARIAN FRIENDLY.

WE ARE NOT A VEGAN OR VEGETARIAN RESTAURANT.

WE BELIEVE IN ACCOMMODATING ALL TASTES IF – IF – YOU LIKE BOOKS.

OUR COFFEE IS EPICALLY GOOD.

That is all.

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2 Responses to I WOULD CHEERFULLY SLIT BABES THROAT IF IT MEANT THAT I COULD GET A BUTTY FOR BREAKFAST.

  1. elissa says:

    It’s lovely to know as much as things might change, some things never do! Happy New Year my favorite Glasgow wordsmith. All the best for 2012! xx

  2. Coralie says:

    Genius!

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